13th Amendment

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 10.20.15

* What can you do to improve your relationship with your boss? [Fortune] * It's been 150 years since the reconstruction amendments were passed, but the debate over them still rages on. [The Atlantic] * Should former USC football coach Steve Sarkisian have been placed on FMLA rather than be fired? [JD Supra] * United has tapped their General Counsel, Brett Hart, as acting CEO. [Bloomberg Business] * Unfortunately, there is no one right answer to fix our Constitutional issues. [Lawyers, Guns & Money] * A lawyer got a notice of a random audit of his trust accounts, and now the North Carolina State Bar is involved. [Legal Profession Blog] * Hints about what next season's Serial will be about. [Huffington Post]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 02.11.15

* Katy Perry’s lawyers from Greenberg Traurig lob another volley at the sculptor of Left Shark. Amazingly, they’re trying to use his sculpture in their trademark application. Can’t make this up. [Political Sculptor] * Former ATL Lawyer of the Year, Paul Weiss’s Roberta Kaplan, has an interesting new project. She’s asking Americans to co-sign an […]

Biglaw

Morning Docket: 02.09.12

* At least two firms probably won’t be handing out spring bonuses like candy this year. While gross revenue remained steady at Dickstein Shapiro and Crowell & Moring, PPP dropped at both firms. [Legal Times] * Not-so breaking news: the Thirteenth Amendment applies only to humans. It seems like the only people who didn’t already […]

American Bar Association / ABA

Morning Docket: 02.06.12

* More law school graduates are trying to get their day in court for bankruptcy protection. Looks like these people didn’t read their student loan MPNs carefully (or at all). They state pretty clearly that you’re screwed for life. [Reuters] * Part-time programs are closing their doors. Even Cooley Law took a hit, trimming its […]

Animal Law

Morning Docket: 10.26.11

* Rajabba is appealing his insider trading convictions and prison sentence, but someone needs to suffer for this outrage. Where are Solo and the Wookiee when you need them? [Bloomberg] * PETA is suing SeaWorld on Thirteenth Amendment grounds for enslaving killer whales. Oh, so the only marine animals you’ll help have to be black […]